Can u Hear Me NOW ???!

If ATMs R So Smart ...

2008-12-05T00:16:00.003+03:00

Since u can only 'es7ab 'in multiples of 10 mn il atm, why the bloody hell is there a decimal point ??

ya3ni seriously even if it WERE possible, fe a7ad byes7ab X amount o NUS ya3ni ??

walla rayi7 il bank as7ab ... 1500.5, wela 1500.450 ... 1500.675 !!! wtf ?!

((6ab3an 7sabi ma fe ela 10 dananeer :D bs i inserted a ridiculously large amount 2 clearly emphasize my point ...

... kinda killed the 'joke' there didnt i ..))

anywaaaaay .. as if life isnt hard enough, bs ykhaloona nra3is ZERO so many times !

that sounds so depressing ... :p

Angelina ... T7e6 7enna @@

2008-10-17T19:04:00.005+03:00

Tee hee hee, law tadri ! :p what do u think, she'l sue wela la ? ;p

I DOOOOONT CAAAARE :)

2008-10-15T22:16:00.002+03:00

Yes I DO realize how stupid i look singing along 2 my music broo7i bl sayara

Why Would Some1 Post That Sign ?

2008-10-10T23:02:00.003+03:00

is it me ?? am i not getting the point ?? or is it just khaday il ba7rain ? :p

I think i ATTRACT Stupidity !!

2008-10-08T14:57:00.004+03:00

ok first let me clarify, im not so much absentminded and clumsy as i am 2 involved in the minute that i tend 2 4get my surroundings, hence the stupid stuff, like leaving ur keys in the ignition and searching frantically 4 them .. etc etc ((in my defence that was pre- morning coffee))

However, what happened yesterday was completely not my fault !!

When i finally got 2 dawam, 3 days and 2 hours late :p all the parking spots were taken, and no not just the good 1s even the fine-basfe6-b3eed-w-khal-t9en-rasi-eshams 1's !!

Dammit

So i go round 2 the faaaar parking lot, the 1s where u push 4 a ticket + the magic 7adeeda opens

(this is important pay attention)

and i patiently wait 4 the dude in a dishdasha w ga7fiya 2 ynazil his 2 mnaqeba wives + kids mn il pretty white toyota wanait

(im not sterotyping walla)

Finally, he moves and il 7abeeb yjabil 3ind il 7adeeda w yogaf ! yan6erha tefta7 broo7ha !!

i roll my eyes w honk

He looks back at me with puzzled smile on his face

i point 2 the ticket machine thing

Puzzled smile

roll my eyes again, open the window + poke my head out : lazim takheth TICKET

oh this isnt the stupid part btw

after he finally pressz all the buttons w gets a ticket yrkab wanaita w ydesh il parking wela wa7id tawa 6ali3, masfa6 JUST IN FRONT OF the 7adeeda, so he goes straight in w parks

lucky bastard me thinks

i push 4 my ticket w tawni badesh ..... ((DRUM ROLL))

Wela the dude is backing out of the parking spot :S

he realises its 4 the handicapped

[at this point im torn btwn feelings of 'ya7laila :)' + 'i want 2 suffocate u :)' ]

and he keeps backing and backing ...

and the parking lot 7adeeda keeps rising and rising

and then IT CLOSES WANA LEL7EEN MA DASHAIT !!!! :S :S :S

w fe sayara waray so i cant get another ticket 2 get it 2 open :''S

I stare at the parking lot blankly 4 a few seconds and drive on in despair ....

y do these things keep happening 2 me ... ?

The Song ANNOYS ME !

2008-10-07T23:25:00.008+03:00

im not loving you, way i wanted to

i cant keep my cool, so i keep it true

i got somethin to lose, so i gotta move

i cant keep myself, and still keep you too

so i keep in mind, when im on my own

somwhere far from home, in the danger zone

how many times did i take 'fore i finally got thru

you lose, you lose

im not lovin you, way i wanted to

see i had to go, see i had to move

no more wastin time, you cant wait for life

which is wastin time, wheres the finish line

Annoying ring of truth in the lyrics

Annoyingly Catchy !

Equally fascinatingly annoying video

which they wont post on youtube cuz of annoying copyright infringement shit

Annoyingly enough you can see the video on kanyes blog

(hmm i wonder who asked 4 copyrights ! :p)

check it out HERE ;p

enjoy :)

what i wasnt gonna say 'annoy' again ...

HeroMachine 2.5

2008-09-22T15:58:00.003+03:00

THIS SOO KOOL !!! CREATE UR OWN PERSONALIZED HERO CHARACTER !

I TAKE THAT BACK, THIS IS BEYOND KOOOOL :P

Yes i have a 12 yr old boy living inside of me :p

CLICK HERE, HERE OR HERE

w eli ykhalis save it w post it khanshouf ur inner super-u ;D

In The Holy Spirit of Ramadhan

2008-09-07T01:48:00.003+03:00

I DIDNT give the *Bleep* who was driving 60 kmph bl fast lane jedami the finger.

What nice + patient thing did YOU do this Ramadhan ?

The Eternal Question - Answered

2008-08-16T06:14:00.002+03:00

Will it Blend ???

PS - What would u want 2 see blended ? =P

PPS - Yes im adding hal blender 2 my wishlist =P

Shams Lq8 - ar7am mn shams europe !

2008-08-10T19:03:00.007+03:00

Bloody sun. Bloody factories. Bloody UV radiation.

I dont have sensitive skin w im getting SOLAR URTICARIA ! - SUN ALLERGY !!

Which after a bit of research i discovered isnt from the sun itself. Its the UV radiation.

Normally, most of it is absorbed by the ozone layer, bs since the bloody layer is so thin over europe its being absorbed by me. By my poor skin cells :'( and its deforming them and making them attack themselves :'(

==> sun allergy.

Grrrrr its PERSONAL now + im mad at ...errr all the bloody ozone destroying industries !!

(which means i dont specifically know who).

To all the idiots out there who r destroying the environment.

UR ALL GONNA DIE AN ANTAGONIZINGLY SLOW HORRIBLE DEATH FROM SKIN CANCER :@

(madri really im just pissed)

On a lighter note, the UV index over here is 6 as opposed to non-existently low in our beloved kuwait =D

For all the crazy heat + sun + sand we live in, at least its SAFE for the skin.

See there is an upside for being industrialy + technologically challenged.

Weeps: i luv u q8

(this must be the sun ..)

Feel Good Music

2008-06-06T17:14:00.002+03:00

Yaaaay the song makes me feel SOO OVER THE RAAINBOW.

Wel clip was quite inspirational ! (And the guys playing skipping rope didnt look TOO gay =P )

Even though i kinda imagined il clip 2 be colorful w rainbows w clouds everywhere, either that or a guy with dreadlocks mtaki w smokin up =P

But this works 2; FEEL THE MUSIC =D

Enjoy.

Filfil Lovers: In Case of Spontaneous Combustion

2008-06-04T22:19:00.006+03:00

Go ahead, I dare ya.
w spray LIBERALLY, a few drops dont count.

Tabasco Habanero: 7000 - 8000 SHU*
Habanero Chilis: 100,000 - 300,000 SHU
The hottest filfil bl 3alam [Naga Jolokio]: 855,000 - 1040,000 SHU

Useless information: It's beyond me y ppl would buy the last one, however, capsaicin (this is what makes the filfil so deadly filfily - ironically, its colorless + odorless !) basically makes ur sensory neurons (nerve endings) think theyre on fire (rejoice ppl theres no real tissue damage). So in response the brain releases endogenous endorphins (ur body's natural heroin). Which i suppose makes u happy (either that or ur just happy u stopped burning).

I think chocolates work equally as well.

More useless Information: Pure capsaicin rates 15 - 16 million on the Scoville Heat Scale. Thats so hot that pharmacists experimenting with it must work in a filtered tox room wearing fully protective body-suits with a closed hood to prevent inhalation. So life on the edge.

*SHU = Scoville Heat Unit

Note to self: Footnotes r for textbooks ((Dont exams EVER end ??!))

How The World Views Kuwait

2008-05-30T01:10:00.004+03:00

Haa Haa i was intending to write a whiny post about how much i miss Kuwait.

((A LOT - more than enough 2 want 2 burden every1 else with my longing ya3ni =P))

However, wana adawir a pic 2 steal 4 this post (the 1s i have have really crappy resolution =P) i came upon this website for tourists considering paying a visit 2 our beloved country.

after reading it for a while i changed my mind (about the whining)

check it out HERE, walla it made me laugh, pretty accurate tho dont u say ? ;P (especially the part about the driving =P)

w i still miss my lovely Kuwait like hell.

STAY AWAKE !

2008-05-26T17:26:00.006+03:00

efff My sleep pattern is SO out of whack !

w b4 i begin, why is Superman winning ??? Abe Spiderman ((7adi biased researcher =D - w im on about my poll, so get ur ass down here w start voting (4 spiderman ! =P) gabl la ykhalis il poll time - w yalla i have like 6000 OTHER poll ideas per min everyday =P))

Now - Why is it when ur really tired, and u completely shut down (brain), awal ma ur head hits the pillow ur body decides that, hmmm u know what i dont feel like sleeping rite now.

The consequences: After tossing and turning for god knows how long. (im pretty sure more than 2 hours)

The neural circuitry in ur brain just sort of fizzles

Enter - Subacute erratic patterns of behavior

ie,, u decide that any + every source of light entering the room is just WRONG

The stupid a/c green neg6a light thing just HAS 2 go

((with post-its ??? =S I dont know, it seemed 2 to the job =P))

Finally, i drift off into my own private wonderland =)

ONLY 2 wake up every 2 bloody hours =S

Im so tired now its not funny =(

I was actually intending to post something interesting about the fragile nature of human behavior. Bs that'l have 2 wait til my mind starts functioning up 2 human being standards i suppose.

Now, more caffeine, less blogging.

AND U SHUT THIS THING OFF THIS INSTANT W GO STUDY AS WELL

I Have SuperPower Abilities =D

2008-05-24T18:08:00.005+03:00

All my life's hopes and dreams r .. lipliner ??

Whaat the hell ???

(This is only partly a girly post)

Ok lets backtrack back 2 this morning (or thuhur whatever u want 2 call it).

I opened my eyes 2 see 2 magazines and headphones strewn across the other side of the bed.

And there was a free gift enclosed with the magazine =D kool ! it was a very FAQI3 Berry Shade of Lipliner from MarieClaire, i didnt know free gifts were distributed bl Middle East (i always thought they got 'customed' at customs - translate 2 3arabi). I dont use lipliner but well its always uplifting 2 get a free gift =D

((w since when r gifts not free, what the hell am i on about ?))

Back 2 real life.

I opened my eyes again 2 see a few papers and a huge Biochem. book strewn across the other side of the bed. Dammit i was dreaming !

5 hours later .. im having a late lunch in the living room w my mom is reading a magazine(Not MarieClaire), when she throws a small Mikyaji brochure over at me. Haach 7agich.

Whats this ? It looked like a card. I may as well have a look, 7adi madri 3an the outside world w my wardrobe is sooo last century =D

I open it and .... lipliner !!! (Not Faqi3 Berry Red but it was Berry-shaded !)

That was soo weird ! I almost always dream about really irrelevant things like blowfish and floating couches (dont ask). Whatre the chances ?

So, tonight before i sleep im going 2 visualize something more useful 2 humanity.

((Squint eyes shut and focus reallly hard))

White Audi R8, white Audi R8, white Audi R8.

Ok humanity has nothing 2 do with it.

I Didnt Know I Was Sexist 2 !

2008-05-22T18:49:00.008+03:00

I dont know what the hell it is with 2008, i keep getting these self discovery type epiphanies, some i like, some i dont. I never realized that i love MUSICALS =D yaay Sweeney Todd w Enchanted (i wanted 2 kill the girl awal shay she was just annoyingly HAPPY/ PERKY ! bs it kinda grows on u.... this is totally beside the point).

il mohim, i also discovered that i am sexist. Which is quite ironic because i always FIGHT with blood + tears for EQUALITY of the sexes. No not feminism, i dont think women r better than men (and definately not vice versa =P), i think its a matter of '3ala 7asab il shakhsiya'. However, i have come 2 the realisation that there things which i just DONT accept from a man, simply because, hes a man ((and he should ACT like one)).

For example, men r not allowed 2 cry. Efff, if i see a grown up man cry i seriously want 2 SLAP him. Stop being such a baby ! if its really that bad, at least dont do in front of ppl !

w im not a horrible person, some ppl r just di3laz

Which brings me 2 my next point, ur not allowed 2 be daloo3. Be a man goddamit.

I understand men also need to talk about their problems, and i support that, but endless moaning + whining that drags on for days is something barely tolerable from a girl let alone a guy !

And what the hell is it with guys these days that are obsessed with their looks. I cant believe some ppl TELL ME ee i buy my (cosmetic) from here and here and here. Me: girl products are now guy products 2 =S

And OVERemotional guys r just gay.

Oh, and this is sexist because, i think this behavior is perfectly acceptable from girls =D

Disclaimer: and dont misinterpret the post as a request 2 start acting like jerks.

Sonic/ Cynic The Hedgehog

2008-05-20T21:23:00.003+03:00

Remember Sonic the Hedgehog ? =D

Ofcourse u do, those were the good times ;)

And remember his lil sidekck Miles ?? aaah his sidekick, i never really stopped and actually contemplated that until ...

Meet Cynic the Hedgehog =D

2 All Pretentious Kuwaitis (+ P Diddy)

2008-05-18T17:19:00.009+03:00

Well i cant think of any1 else who would spend more than 40 bucks on a bottle of water !

This is for all those ppl out there who actually ASK

"what kind of water do u drink ? i just drink evian"

(and no i dont understand the process of the thought behind the question either)

Well guess what ! Evian or whatever designer water u drink isnt HOT anymore !

See 4 urself Here

I bet etha fta7aw bl q8 ybalyenoun =P

To the rest of the world be grateful for ur 100 fils bottles of water, almost 6,000 ppl die each day bcuz of lack of access 2 clean drinking water.

Which reminds me about this really cool (+ smart !) device, Lifestraw

which is basically a portable water purifier.

(The post was sposed 2 end here, i couldnt resist the geeky addition sorry =P)

See u can stick it in any unsanitary + diseased puddle of water + drink 2 ur hearts desire, disease-free and clean =D

And here's how it works ! Its so simple its ridiculous how no1 thought of it before !

Yaaaay 2 the creative genuis behind Lifestraw !

10 ways 2 Fight The Boredom of College Years

2008-05-06T20:36:00.004+03:00

In no specific order:

- Steal a traffic cone. ive always had this irresistable urge 2 steal one. Plan ahead on what u intend 2 do with it. No amount of duct tape will stick it 2 the top of car. If u place it in ur parking spot, expect it 2 be gone by next morning. (u might also want to bring along plastic sheets, apparently traffic cones r very DIRTY !)

- Sitting on the hood of a moving car while singing (substitute screaming) along with tamir 7osni's 'kol mara' is not a good idea. Even if u think u r in a secluded area ur colleague from uni will 'y6ee7 3alaikum'. Also; warn the designated driver not to brake suddenly while ur adjusting ur position on top of the car, u could spontaneously find urself in the middle of the street.

- While bored of all the routine places 2 go in Kuwait: do something different ! Visit the Psychiatric Hospital. Be sure u have a big strong man 2 hide behind if u get creeped out by deserted buildings with dead animals in the entrance area (ur skinny girl friend is not the best person 2 run in fear 2). Do not visit at night and think up a better excuse than 'were doing a project' if u want 2 see the junkies.

- Pretend to be a lesbian (this doesnt work quite as well if ur male). The proper way 2 do this is 2 duck slightly out of sight of passing strangers and reemerge a few seconds later with smeared lipstick and messy hair. Try not to giggle in a childish manner as u see the horror on said strangers faces... especially if said strangers r a conservative saudi family visiting q8. (On a lighter note, now they have an exciting story on the sights + sounds of Kuwait)

- Rent a mini cooper 4 the day. Take it even if its a convertible and the jaw is so r6ooba when u put the top up u cant see anything in the rearview mirror. To avoid the weather try not to be in Bahrain while doing it.

- Pretend 2 be a 3gaidi guy. Don a cap, chmaq, mesba7 + birkenstoks (make sure ur toenails r not painted bright red, ur aiming for 3gaidi guy not gay guy). Cruise around in a tinted car with loud samrat music, to be more authentic beep ur horn and whistle at any female forms that u encounter.

- If u find a salon that will do it, get ur whole head of hair braided Jamaican Style. If the women that works in the salon is Ethiopian and u cant understand directions to said salon stay at home and get more bored.

- Street-luge. Grab a long plank of wood, tie some roller skates on it, and launch urself down the nearest road. Try to slipstream behind the traffic. Dont worry about hitting anything - the drivers cant see u, and if they cant see u they cant crash into u. Probably.

- Dispose of batteries by putting them in fire. Go on. The majority of the worlds population won't ever get to see a battery, let alone watch 1 explode. Thats a good enough reason 2 do so. If u get bored graduate 2 fire extinguishers.

- Try 'zorbing' : which involves encasing urself in a giant inflatable plastic ball and rolling ur body down a hill at 50 mph. Its perfectly safe ! unless u hit something sharp ... or roll out 2 sea .. or suffocate ... or catch fire .. or dissolve in a lake of solvents.

Disclaimer: The last 3 i knicked off a book so i am not responsible for any of the legal or health hazards that might ensue. Otherwise enjoy.

The Superhero-est Superhero

2008-05-05T00:58:00.008+03:00

In the wake of the 21st century countless superheroes have been created. Bs in the context of the past few yrs the most popular r probably, Superman, Batman, Spiderman, X-men, Fantastic 4 ... etc w ma sheft iron man yet bs the trailer looks good (except eli 3ala mbc2 walla 3abali il movie mn `92 or sth =P)

il mohim, ba3ad hal debaja al jameela =P

Whos ur Superhero ??

My personal fave is THE AMAZING SPIDERMAN =) the one in the old cartoons, whoever cast Tobey Mcguire 7ag the lead role bl movies was very very ill at the time, im sure, theres no other explanation.

il mohim i wouldve opted 4 Superman bs hez ANNOYINGLY Mr Goody 2 Shoes !

w Batman is just pathetic, ma 3inda superpowers ! if i had his money id make me a batmobile w really kool gadgets + fight crime 2 ! ..... or chill on the Caribbean with a pina colada and my personal slave hmmmm ...

Anyway, take the poll tell me
WHOS THE SUPERHERO-EST HERO OF THEM ALL ??? =D

More Useless Information - Dirty Royalty

2008-05-01T20:51:00.003+03:00

King Louis XIV , Louis The Great, Le Grand Roi, Le Roi Soliel

took 2 baths, no not per day, per lifetime

(horrified look =S) Hatha wehwa il KING !

No wonder he died of gangrene (can i say gal3a ? =P)

On a more personal level, my highschool english teacher proudly announced 2 us once that he never uses shampoo =S (thank god hes almost mgari3) and his grandmother only took 3 baths in her life =S

+ yes im wondering if they're all related 2 =P

Ashwa ena il nathafa mn il eman, chan kelina mga6neen al7een maybe =P

Every Womans Do3a`

2008-05-01T19:15:00.002+03:00

Should go something like this :

Dear Lord, I pray for wisdom to understand my man; Love to forgive him; And patience for his moods; Because Lord, if I pray for strength I'll beat him to death. Amen.

Unless ur single, then just pray for shitloads of cash baby ;P

aBeeeeeeeee Waaaaaaaa7iD !!!!! REAL BDAY WISHLIST =D

2008-05-01T00:59:00.003+03:00

OMG 7adaa 3ajeeb !!!! its like THE PERFECT GIFT ! w 7adi fasla 3ala salfat il electronic paper !! thats just SUPERCOOL !! =D
Yes i do acknowledge the nerdiness of the post but watch the ad. seriously i love it (yes i also acknowledge what an easy marketing target i am =P) But come on ! all my books in one place =) What more can a girl want ? =P

However on a very depressing other level; Whyyy oh WHY ???? il wireless service bs dakhil il US =( efff when will q8 (+ ba7rain =P) yosalehum ekhtira3 il technology ?

ABE KINDLE w WIRELESS BOOK DOWNLOADS !
Oh and it so kicks Sony's ebook's ass =P !

Whaaaaaat ???

2008-04-30T03:07:00.005+03:00

Ok so i was spending the past 3 hours not studying for my end-of-unit exam on sunday which i haven't dawamt aslan or opened a single thing 4 yet ... (Does blankly looking at 6 pages count as i finished a handout 3al aqal ? =D)

anyway i came across a shocking fact (yup i procrastinate by reading blogs)

HEATH LEDGER IS DEAD ???
w sarla 3 months !!! Where the hell have i been ??????!

w allah yer7ema ! i kinda liked him .. not a huge fan but he kinda grew on me , i luved a knights tale he was hilarious =D

aaaah the trivial things one must sacrifice to be able 2 graduate + dissappear further away from such things into ones career (that sounded soo british philosophy ;P wicked cool =P)

Venting + Todays Word

2008-04-29T21:48:00.007+03:00

MOROSE: Just cuz im feeling this way :(

Screwy stressful study environment, screwy stressful everything
and how can u study if everything is SCREWY STRESSFUL !?

End of Vent.

My Bday Wishlist Contd ;P

2008-04-28T04:09:00.005+03:00

4. James Marsden. With a pretty little red bow on him ;P

A little less messier than this 1 =P (The bow ;P)

5. My own private island =) <-- This is my smile of pure bliss, ooh and i want it EXACTLY like the Thunderbirds Tracey island in the 2004 movie. (and i couldnt find a pic of it online so u'l just have 2 see the movie =P)

Hathi malat il show that was on in the 60's (no im not that geeky i didnt watch it, watched the old Batman n Robin tho, i like Adam West better in Family guy =P)

The Hour of Darkness Neareth

2008-04-28T03:00:00.003+03:00

Is neareth a real word ? =P aaaah exams are a-coming, and thats y im a-posting =) u know how it goes, exams are a week away, ur panic is subacute and threatening to surface at any moment, so u throw urself into denial and diverting ur attentions elsewhere. That my dear readers is called COPING. So in preventing myself from heading into a nervous breakdown i decided 2 blog blog + blog. At least 4 2day , im babbling a bit, anyway i wanteth 2 clear sth up.

I AM NOT AN AIRHEAD

I just realized that i give off these im-a-blondie vibes :O i know its horrific and its terrorizing my inner geek ! i dont know, id like 2 think the human being personality is more complex than a typical stereotype, but i find that i have many personalities all nicely packaged into little old me =) and its not like they're dynamically blended into 1 another, kinda like 1 pops out every once in a while =P

and no i do not suffer from multiple personality disorder, hmmm i might in the near future, if i let this manifest a bit longer =P

anyway, enough about me let me introduce u 2 the dear fragments of my unique persona (not in any specific order)

1. Airheady me: apparently im being more + more girly these days ! ppl who know me may have noticed in surprise that i have accepted the color pink as being part of the color spectrum + more so accepted it as part of my wardrobe ! (gasp !)
This is a new addition 2 me started 2 or 3 yrs back , welcome 2 the family latest fragment

2. Inner geek: this fragment is quite old i remember growing up + wanting 2 be a scientist + work in a lab and all that stuff every little girl dreams of, it actually comes as a shock 2 ppl + i quote some1 who talked 2 me and after 5 mins remarked in surprise 'wow ! ur not stupid !'

3. Devilish little me / Ms Goody 2 shoes : aaah the immortal battle between good + evil, i suppose every1 has this fragment, mine just argues a lot in my head, most of the time the following fragment has 2 shut them up

4. The Nihilist: This is like my background fragment, its on when the other fragments dont pop in suddenly, its the mellow laid-back 'i dont care' fragment , i like u fragment number 4, many ppl find u annoying but ignore them, u r special 2 me

There r a few new minifragments also bubbling under and ready 2 develop into fully fledged personality fragments, like all of a sudden theres a maternal fragment whos sensitive + caring, yea i don't know whats up with that either ! But i wont mention them until they r ready 2 surface

Now that u all officially know that im crazy i leave you 2 ponder the sanity of the human mind
(evil laugh and trailing off)

Btw, im not blonde !

MY BIRTHDAY WISHLIST ;P

2008-04-18T19:04:00.009+03:00

Yea yeaa yeaa i havent been posting, exams n shit bs mostly mali khulg =P More importantly, its my birthday 2day ! nastaqbel ta3azeekum 3ala my bank account =P what im a yr older its not sth 2 be smiling about, a yr of me just DIED, nothing 2 celebrate, so i'll be glad to be receiving any gifts in consolation =P Sooooo just 2 make things easier i'm posting my wishlist below =P

1. blank cheques, visa cards with no limit, and unlimited amounts of cash all welcome at all times. we accept all currencies. a pool- full of money (aka uncle scrooge) if ur feeling really generous ;P

2. any of the following automobiles:

and yes baaaby i do want it in WHITE ;P
if u get me the CCX i will love u 4ever, seriously, i will

Dodge Hennessey Viper Venom, mhmm mhmm mhmmm thats whats up !

and any1 would love u 4ever if u get them THIS, so im not being picky see

ok ok, but i couldnt resist adding iti, i REALLY want 2 drive one w its HOT i dont care what every1 sez =P

3. That was exhausting, besides im not 6ama3a any of the above would be enough =P
More on this later time to decelebrate my very happy unbirthday now ! ;P Tataa

2 All Where's Wally Fans =P

2008-02-15T00:40:00.002+03:00

KaaaaaaaaaaK =P

Idiosyncratic Thought No. 4:

2008-01-27T02:24:00.001+03:00

i KiNDa JaCKeD THiS iDea oFF oF SoMeThiNG i ReaD SoMeWheRe Bs i ToTToLLY SuPPoRT THe ... THouGhT ? =P (( w Ba3DaiN TaRa aNa 7aDi BawaGa Nus iL aShYa` eLi BL BLoG BaYGaT`HuM Mn MaDRi MeNo MaDRi SHiNo ;P ))

iL MoHiM : SiNce ouR BeLoveD PLaNeT iS CoVeReD BY aPPRoxiMaTeLY 70% WaTeR ... WhY iS iT CaLLeD PLaNeT EARTH ?????

aND So Mn iL YoaM w 6aLi3 iM CaLLiNG iT PLaNeT WaTeR =)
FeeL FRee 2 JoiN

KANYE WEST HaS a NERDY-ASS BLOG

2008-01-16T23:09:00.002+03:00

I LUV NERDS ;P DiS MY FaVoRiTe STaR BLoG ;P

iTs NoT THAT NeRDY .. CheCK iT ouT .. i RaTe iT RAPPER NeRDY ;P

iTs oFFiCiaL: ToM CRuiSe iS BATSHIT CRAZY

2008-01-16T22:58:00.002+03:00

WeLCoMe 2 The WoRLD oF ToM CRuiSe; WheRe SCieNToLoGY + SeNTeNce FRaGMeNTs R WhaTs GoiNG 2 SAVE US ... ((Mmm i DoNT KNow SaVe uS Mn WhaT eiTheR ;P ))

To CheCK ouT The WhoLe 9-MiN iNTeRview Go 2 YouTuBe WheRe u WiLL FiND: This video is no longer available due to a copyright claim by Church of Scientology International .. HeHeHHeeee

PS Yea TwiNNi i SToLe uR TiTLe =P

oH + BTw ... (oNLY ReaD ThiS iF uR iNTReSTeD iN The UPDATE)

2008-01-12T01:03:00.002+03:00

i ReaLiZeD THaT i oNLY BLoG WheN iM BoReD .. WHiCH iS oNLY WheN iM iN Ba7RaiN i GueSS =P WeLL i WaS BaReLY HoMe BL q8 3aShaN i BLoG !! w KeNT aNaM MBaCheR Ba3aD 3aSHaN i WaKe uP eaRLY ! 3aSHaN a6La3 =D So TheN i ReaLiZeD eNe 7MaRa ThaT i DoNT WaKe uP 7aG DawaM =P WeLL DAWAM iSNT a BiG MoTiVaToR 4 GeTTiNG ouTTa BeD !! iL MoHiM LeTs RewiND Fe WaYiD MiSSeD eveNTs !

awaL ShaY 3eeDKuM MBaRaK MY BeLoveD ReaDeRs (WhiCH R oNLY 2 i SuPPoSe =P) aND i PRoBaBLY aLReaDY 3aYaDT 3aLaiKuM BL 3eeD iF So =P iNZaaaaiN .. w i DiDNT BLoG aBouT MY WoNDeRFuL TRiP 2 PaRiS !! M3a MY FRieND ! =D i WiLL Do awaL MY GeT iL PiCs Mn SaiD FRieND .. Who'S STuDYiNG 4 eXaMs Now 7aRaM[MY SuPPoRT aCRoSS The NeT ShTaBeeN Ba3aD ;P] So We WiLL WaiT PaTieNTLY TiL She BeSTowS uS WiTH HeR GeNoRoSiTY (aHaM ShaY We, LiKe uR DYiNG 2 KNow =P) iNzaiN w THeN MeRRY ChRiSTMaS w HaPPY New YR w HaPPY New HiJRi YR Ba3aD =P

oH Yea i HaVe a New YRs ReSoLuTioN =D MaRa7 aD3aM =P (iNSHaLLa Ya3Ni !) MeSK KheTaM 2oo7 (30-12) WaS a BeauTiFuL 4-CaR aCCiDeNT, i oNLY TeKaSRT w Ga3aDT BL BaiT 4 THe ResT oF The HoLiDaY =P aND HMmmm LeTs See .. Yea ThaTs MoRe oR LeSS The GiST oN WhY i HaVeNT BeeN BLoGGiNG 4 The PaST MoNTH ;P

KUWAIT JAN 2oo8: eSTeeLa` 3aLa aMwaL iL DawLa

2008-01-12T00:42:00.001+03:00

CHeCK ThiS ouT !! AKWAL FeNYaL GaHwa BL 3aLaM ;P BeGTa Mn iL Ma6aR , aCTuaLLY i aSKeD THe CoFFee DuDe ReaLLY NiCeLY iF i CaN HaVe iT ... He SaiD No =P BuT THeN WaYHi MaNCHaB w iM LiKe LaisH 3aJeBNi , BLiNK BLiNK SaD FaCe , oK u CaN HaVe iT =D KooL So CaN i HaVe THe New oNe CuZ HaTha SaR WaSiKH =P e7iM =D

TO ALL STAR WARS FANS (+ PERVERT DRS =P )

2007-12-09T21:52:00.002+03:00

Tee Heee Heee .. aND YeS i CoNsiDeR aNY1 Who aCKNowLeDGeS GYNeCoLoGY aS a LiFeLoNG PRoFFeSSioN SoMeWhaT oF a PeRVeRT ! BuuT oN THe BRiGhT SiDe iF uR a STaR WaRs FaN ((7aDi !!)) aND u HaPPeN 2 Be a GYNeCoLoGisT (No CoMMeNT) u MiGhT WaNNa GeT ThiS TSHiRT ((iF uR GeeKY LiKe Me aND THiS iS uR iDea oF FuNNY =P ))

Idiosyncratic ( + Annoyed) Thought No.3:

2007-12-07T00:52:00.003+03:00

WhaT The HeLL iS The BiG DeaL WiTh NOT TeSTiNG oN aNiMaLs ??? Ma ThBa7ooNa ?? aND iSNT ThaT STUPID ??? WHaT, R u SPoSeD 2 TesT oN HUMANS ??? ThaTs SaFeR ? WeLa LeSS CRueL ?? WeLa Do TheSe aNiMaL RiGhT aDvoCaTe iDioTs WaNT LeSS eFFiCaciouS PRoDuCTs ?!

Do TheSe ppL ReaLLY BeLieve ThaT TheiR LiVeS DoNT DePeND oN ThiS ? PeNiciLLiN, oRGaN TRaNSPLaNTs, CaNCeR TReaTMeNTs, TesTiNG 4 TeRaToGeNics ((DruGs ThaT HaRM The FeTuS)) .. Yea LeTs aLL STaRT TesTiNG ThaT STuFF oN HuMaNs So We CaN SaVe The aNiMaLs CuZ oH TheYRe So CuTe N CuDDLY, BuT iF The HuMaNs Die iN The PRoCeSS .. WeLL TheY WeRe CRueL eNouGh 2 TesT oN aNiMaLs So TheY DeseRve iT No ???

aND HeRe i Was ThiNKiNG HuMaN RiGhTs WeRe MoRe iMPoRTaNT ThaN aNiMaL RiGhTs .. oH SiLLY Me !

ONLY iN Ba7RaiN ! =P

2007-12-07T00:08:00.001+03:00

iF u NeeD a SaCRiFiCiaL ViRGiN .. Do NoT HeSiTaTe 2 CaLL !! BuT SeRiouSLY WhaTs uP WiTH The NaMe ?? HMmmmm iF THiS WaS iN q8 i BeT ThaT NuMBeR WouLD Be RiNGiNG NoNSToP .. BTaGZeR 3aLaiH Sa7 =P

w MaDRi LaisH Fe ReFLeCTioN oF MY coFFee iN THe PiC =P

Useless Information - MEMORABLE MIDDLE NAMES:

2007-12-03T00:05:00.002+03:00

HaRRY S. TRuMaN - 33rD PReSiDeNT oF The uNiTeD STaTeS

The S. DuZNT STaND 4 aNYTHiNG ! DeSPiTe THe (MiSLeaDiNG) FuLL SToP iTs JuST THeRe 4 ... aCTuaLLY i HaVe No CLue Y THe HeLL iTs THeRe =P

So YaLLa eVeRYBoDY ! LeTs aLL ADD A RANDOM INITIAL ! FOR POSTERITY !!

JusT iN CaSe u DoNT BeLieVe Me (aND So i DoNT GeT SueD 4 PLaiGaRiSM) THiS iS FRoM a CiTeD SouRCe (The Book of General Ignorance)

Idiosyncratic thought No.2:

2007-11-30T01:50:00.003+03:00

Sooooo ... iS SuPeRMaN ReaLLY 'SuuuuuuuPeR' ?? ((WiNK WiNK )) ;P

[YeS iT iS WhaT u ThiNK i MeaN =P]

Tribute to Twinni's Blog: THE LEFT TIT (Yea ... DoNT aSK BouT The NaMe =P)

2007-11-29T21:30:00.002+03:00

oK oK i aLReaDY PosTeD u a CoMMeNT 2 eXPReSS MY eTeRNaL GRaTiTuDe w uNDYiNG aDMiRaTioN ==> ThaNx 4 aDVeRTiSiNG MY BLoG =P iM So KooL i HaVe BLOG Now LooL =P (iM PaTheTiC i KNow .. =P)

aND i ToTTaLLY SToLe THe iDea FRoM MY BeLoVeD TwiN ... WaiT RePhRaSiNG .. i WaS ToTTaLLY INSPIRED BY MY BeLoveD TwiN ;P w CHeCK ouT TwiNNi's BLoG WHiCH iS WaY KooLeR THaN MiNe aND aCTuaLLY HaS SoMeTHiNG CONSTRUCTIVE 2 SaY (WeLL oNLY iF uR a SPoRTs FaN .. i DoNT GeT HaLF THe SHiT u WRiTe BuT iTs FuNNY .... i BeT iTD Be eveN FuNNieR iF i aCTuaLLY HaD a CLue BouT WhaT uR oN aBouT =P ) aNYwaY HeReS THe LiNK iF uR iNTReSTeD .. w CHECK IT OUT ANYWAY eVeN iF uR NoT =P

PS To TWINNI : WRITE FOOTBALL !! CHouD NeFHaM ShweYa =P

Mary Poppins: THE DARK SIDE

2007-11-28T20:43:00.002+03:00

Haaa Haaaaa Haaaa CHeCK THIS ouT 7aDi MET MN ETHE7IK !! LooL 3aD i LuV MaRY PoPPiNs ;P

Idiosyncratic thought No.1:

2007-11-28T02:14:00.001+03:00

i DoNT KNow WhY The HASH SiGN ( 3aLaMaT aL MoRaBa3 [ThiS iS PLaYiNG iN MY HeaD LiKe So --> MTC - oR ZaiN oR WhaTeVeR iT iS THeYRe CaLLiNG iT THeSe DaYs - WoMaN SaYiNG: 3aLaMaT aL MoRaBa3 aL`aN] 4 CLaRiFiCaTioN PuRPoSeS u CaN iGNoRe THe STuFF iNsiDe THe SQuaRe BRaCKeTs =P ) oN MY LaPToP DuZNT WoRK !!

£££ <--- THiS iS WhaT i GeT WheN i PReSS Shift + 3 !! aND THe @ SiGN MBaDLa PLaCeS Ma3a iL " KeY LooL =P STOP PLAYING MIND GAMES WITH MEE TOSHIBAA ! iNZaiN SeRiouSLY i CaNT FiND WhaT eXCHaNGeD PLaCeS wYa MY HaSH KeY !! aBee Ba7e6a BL TiTLe B4 NuMBeR 1 !! ThaTs NoT MY iDioSYNCRaTiC THouGHT BTw ... i aCTuaLLY 4GoT WhaT iT WaS i WaS ThiNKiNG aBouT iN THe 1sT PLaCe .... HMmmmmmmmm ........ !!

Introductory Post

2007-11-28T01:49:00.001+03:00

DaMMiT !! i WRoTe aRouND 15 iNTRoZ aND ERASED THEM ALL .. ThiS iSNT How ThiS WoRKs !! i CaN SaY WhaTeVeR i DaMN WeLL PLeaSe aND u WILL LIKE IT ... oR u CouLD JusT CLoSe THe PaGe =P aNYHooooo .. ppL oF THe WORLD WIDE WEB .. i HoPe u eNJoY MY eCLeCTiC CoLLeCTioN oF PosTs iN The DaYs 2 CoMe ;P SaLaaM !