Friday, December 5, 2008

If ATMs R So Smart ...


Since u can only 'es7ab 'in multiples of 10 mn il atm, why the bloody hell is there a decimal point ?? 
ya3ni seriously even if it WERE possible, fe a7ad byes7ab X amount o NUS ya3ni ??

walla rayi7 il bank as7ab ... 1500.5, wela 1500.450 ... 1500.675  !!! wtf ?!

((6ab3an 7sabi ma fe ela 10 dananeer :D bs i inserted a ridiculously large amount 2 clearly emphasize my point ... 
... kinda killed the 'joke' there didnt i ..))

anywaaaaay .. as if life isnt hard enough, bs ykhaloona nra3is ZERO so many times ! 

that sounds so depressing ... :p

Friday, October 17, 2008

Angelina ... T7e6 7enna @@

Tee hee hee, law tadri ! :p what do u think, she'l sue wela la ? ;p

Wednesday, October 15, 2008

I DOOOOONT CAAAARE :)


Yes I DO realize how stupid i look singing along 2 my music broo7i bl sayara

:)

Friday, October 10, 2008

Why Would Some1 Post That Sign ?

is it me ?? am i not getting the point ?? or is it just khaday il ba7rain ? :p

Wednesday, October 8, 2008

I think i ATTRACT Stupidity !!


ok first let me clarify, im not so much absentminded and clumsy as i am 2 involved in the minute that i tend 2 4get my surroundings, hence the stupid stuff, like leaving ur keys in the ignition and searching frantically 4 them .. etc etc ((in my defence that was pre- morning coffee))

However, what happened yesterday was completely not my fault !!

When i finally got 2 dawam, 3 days and 2 hours late :p all the parking spots were taken, and no not just the good 1s even the fine-basfe6-b3eed-w-khal-t9en-rasi-eshams 1's !!

Dammit

So i go round 2 the faaaar parking lot, the 1s where u push 4 a ticket + the magic 7adeeda opens
(this is important pay attention)

and i patiently wait 4 the dude in a dishdasha w ga7fiya 2 ynazil his 2 mnaqeba wives + kids mn il pretty white toyota wanait 
(im not sterotyping walla)

Finally, he moves and il 7abeeb yjabil 3ind il 7adeeda w yogaf ! yan6erha tefta7 broo7ha !!
i roll my eyes w honk 

He looks back at me with puzzled smile on his face

i point 2 the ticket machine thing

Puzzled smile

roll my eyes again, open the window + poke my head out : lazim takheth TICKET

oh this isnt the stupid part btw

after he finally pressz all the buttons w gets a ticket yrkab wanaita w ydesh il parking wela wa7id tawa 6ali3, masfa6 JUST IN FRONT OF the 7adeeda, so he goes straight in w parks 

lucky bastard me thinks

i push 4 my ticket w tawni badesh ..... ((DRUM ROLL))

Wela the dude is backing out of the parking spot :S

he realises its 4 the handicapped 

[at this point im torn btwn feelings of 'ya7laila :)' + 'i want 2 suffocate u :)' ]

and he keeps backing and backing ... 

and the parking lot 7adeeda keeps rising and rising 
and then IT CLOSES WANA LEL7EEN MA DASHAIT !!!! :S :S :S

w fe sayara waray so i cant get another ticket 2 get it 2 open :''S

I stare at the parking lot blankly 4 a few seconds and drive on in despair .... 
y do these things keep happening 2 me ... ?

Tuesday, October 7, 2008

The Song ANNOYS ME !


im not loving you, way i wanted to
i cant keep my cool, so i keep it true
i got somethin to lose, so i gotta move
i cant keep myself, and still keep you too
so i keep in mind, when im on my own
somwhere far from home, in the danger zone
how many times did i take 'fore i finally got thru
you lose, you lose
im not lovin you, way i wanted to
see i had to go, see i had to move
no more wastin time, you cant wait for life
which is wastin time, wheres the finish line

Annoying ring of truth in the lyrics
Annoyingly Catchy !
Equally fascinatingly annoying video

which they wont post on youtube cuz of annoying copyright infringement shit

Annoyingly enough you can see the video on kanyes blog
 (hmm i wonder who asked 4 copyrights ! :p)

check it out HERE ;p

enjoy :)

what i wasnt gonna say 'annoy' again ... 

Monday, September 22, 2008

HeroMachine 2.5





THIS SOO KOOL !!! CREATE UR OWN PERSONALIZED HERO CHARACTER ! 

I TAKE THAT BACK, THIS IS BEYOND KOOOOL :P

Yes i have a 12 yr old boy living inside of me :p

CLICK HERE, HERE OR HERE

w eli ykhalis save it w post it khanshouf ur inner super-u ;D